So, there is a lot of talk about kids identifying as cats or dogs “furries”, and this is hilarious.
. Imagine if you can, that one of my boys told me they thought they were a cat? Sitting at the supper table son says: “Dad, I think I’m a cat! Dad: “No son, you’re a boy! “My son: “No dad some of my friends at school identify as cats, they call themselves furries, and so do I !! It’s my right and you can’t do anything about it!” Dad:
“OK!! “My son: “Hey, where’s my supper? “Dad: “Your supper is in the cat food bowl in the corner. Now get off the table you mangy cat!” My son: “What???”Dad: hits him with a broom, “get off the table furball!!”My son in the corner looking bewildered! Me to my wife : “Is that cat neutered”?? My wife: “I will make an appointment!! “My son: “What??? “
Dad: “Your mother and I have decided we don’t want a house cat, so get out to the barn and hunt mice! ”My son: “What???”Dad: brandishes broom, “NOW, to the barn you stupid cat!!”My son: “Dad, I think I’m a boy! ”Dad: “I thought so, now sit down and eat your supper!!”Spay and neuter these animals. Stop them from reproducing. Today’s society has enough fruit loops already. End of story!