https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GemoN_v39Cw

La Navidad es la ternura del pasado, el valor del presente y la esperanza del futuro. Es el deseo más sincero de que cada taza se rebose con bendiciones ricas y eternas, y de que cada camino nos lleve a la paz.

Feliz Navidad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kAZWbyFrow

 A Holy man was having a conversation with the Lord one day and said,'

Lord, I would like to know what Heaven and Hell are like.

'The Lord led the holy man to two doors.

He opened one of the doors and the holy man looked in.

In the middle of the room was a large round table..

In the middle of the table was a large pot of stew,

which smelled delicious and made the holy man's mouth water.

The people sitting around the table were thin and sickly.

They appeared to be famished. They were holding spoons with very long handles that were strapped to their arms and each found it possible to reach into the pot of stew and take a spoonful.

But because the handle was longer than their arms, they could not get the spoons back into their mouths.

The holy man shuddered at the sight of their misery and suffering.

The Lord said, 'You have seen Hell. They went to the next room and opened the door. It was exactly the same as the first one.

There was the large round table with the large pot of stew which made the holy man's mouth water.

The people were equipped with the same long-handled spoons, but here the people were well nourished and plump,   laughing and talking.

The holy man said, 'I don't understand.

'It is simple,' said the Lord. 'It requires but one skill.

You see, they have learned to feed each other.

The greedy think only of themselves.'

No nos engorda lo que comemos entre Navidad y Fin de Año... sino lo que comemos entre Año Nuevo y Navidad

 Lubricant

Murphy's' old lady had been  pregnant for some time and now the time had come. 
He brought her to the  doctor and the doctor began to deliver the baby.

She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Murphy and said. 'Hey,    Murph! You just had you a son,!

'Ain't dat grand, !!' Murphy got excited by this, 
but just then the doctor  spoke up and said, 'Hold on! We ain't  finished  yet, !'

The doctor then delivered a little girl. 
He said, 'Hey, Murph! You got you a  daughter, !!!! She is a pretty lil ting, too....'

Murphy got kind of puzzled by this and then the doctor said, 'Hold on, we  aint got done yet, !'

The doctor then delivered another boy and said, 'Murph, you just had  yourself another boy, !'

Murphy said to the doctor, 'Doc, what caused all of dem  babies,?' 
The doctor said, 'You never know Murph, it was probably something that happened during  conception.' 
Murphy said, 'Ah yeah, during conception.'

When Murph and his wife went home with their three  children, he sat down with his wife and said, 

'Mama, you remember dat night  that we ran out of Vaseline and we had to use dat dere 3-in-1 Oil.'

She said, 'Yeah, I  remember dat night...'


Murph said, 'I'll tell you, ....it's a  f””kin' good ting we didn't use WD-40.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QUko7Oobu4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziiT661heFY

PAZ

LUZ

AMOR

ILUSIÓN

ALEGRÍA

SALUD