Teacher : what is you're date of birth
Student : october 13th
Teacher : wich year?
Student : It is every year!
No.2
Teacher : why are you late joseph
Joseph : Because of a sign down the road
Teacher : What does a sign have to do
Joseph : The sign said, school ahead go slow

Last.2

Wife : had ur lunch.?
Husband : had ur lunch.?
Wife : i am asking you
Husband : i am asking you
Wife : you copying me.?
Husband : you copying me.?
Wife : Lets Go shopping
Husband ; yes I had My Lunch

i hope you are all enjoy its new year gift if you won't more so comment me