I own exotic cats.

Exotic cats, gardening, rare plants, my iMac.

Chris Cornell, Soundgarden, Eddie Vedder, Megadeath, Anthrax, Red Hot Chili Peppers, and so, so, so many more.

Stephen King, 'IT'

Mojitos, Champagne, Laughing so hard I pee my pants or puke, making someone else laugh so hard they puke, ******* movies, horrible smells make me laugh really hard - uncontrollably, swimming, hiding from people for fun, playing hide-n-seek, phone games, surprising people, silently farting in casino while sitting next to a stranger, being nice to someone for no reason at all, paying attention to someone for no reason at all to make them feel special, crying (sometimes), sitting in the wind, sitting in a green field in springtime, flower smells, cooking lasagna, small neighborhood bars with good people, buying someone a drink from across the room just because (not to flirt), leaving a huge tip for good service, staying at really nice hotels, room service for breakfast, sleep number beds, when my house is clean and I can relax, my Bose wave radio, my (very loud) stereo system that shakes my walls, new clothes, new shoes that don't hurt my feet, when my Lexus is clean, my husband when he makes me laugh, back massages, winning when I gamble, when I can trick my cats, when my big ole cat head butts me for attention and pets, class reunions when all the people you never thought would show up do show up, friends who stick around and be your friend forever (so rare), and I could go on, and on and on.......... Oh and dancing. I love dancing so much.

MEAN PEOPLE, animal abusers, cat box smells (yuck), when I puke when I have to clean the dirty cat box (it's got to be done, right?), strict doctors, people that are liars against me, bullies, road ragers, body shamers, gluttons, greedy people, backstabbers, gossipers, people that compete against me when I don't know I am even in a competition, people that try to rush me, people that hate people when they don't even know them, stuck-up people, people that try to be too proper, pity parties - well sometimes I like them. How long do you want this list to be? I could go on about this too, but I won't.